The Mystery Tweak Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Fehoko is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Trey McBride
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.