The Shadow Coverage Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Ref: "Number Fehoko, that's a flag." Fehoko: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Fehoko scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.