The Hamstring Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fehoko runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
79%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.