The Inch-Short Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Fehoko sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Trey McBride
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.