The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Ref: "Number Fehoko, that's a flag." Fehoko: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.