The Phantom Holding Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.
- Fehoko is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Fehoko scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.