The Late Scratch Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“The broadcast shows Fehoko on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fehoko drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.