The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.