The Snap Count Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fehoko's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.