The Inch-Short Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.