The Shadow Coverage Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Fehoko is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.