The Butter-Finger Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fehoko's stadium. Only over Fehoko.
- Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fehoko drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.