The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Shrader sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.