The Late Scratch Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Shrader trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
83%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.