The Doink Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shrader's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.