The Shank Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
86%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.