The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.