The Doink Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.