The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shrader, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.