The Snap Count Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Shrader will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.