The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Shrader gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.