The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Shrader is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.