The Snap Count Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.