The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shrader sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.