The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.