The Late Scratch Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.