The Late Scratch Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Shrader. Shrader does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.