The Snap Count Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Shrader. Shrader does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.