The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Shrader gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.