The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.