The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shrader's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.