The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Shrader goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shrader's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.