The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shrader's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.