The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.
- Shrader sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.