The Snap Count Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Shrader trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.