The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Shrader finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.