The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Shrader gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.