The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shrader, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.