The Snap Count Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Shrader gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shrader's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.