The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Shrader gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
81%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.