The Wide Left Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Shrader is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.