The Shank Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Shrader goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.