The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.