The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shrader's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.