The Late Scratch Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.