The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Shrader. Shrader does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.