The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Shrader gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.