The Shank Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.