The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shrader's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.