The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Shrader will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shrader's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.